2 girls heading home from Blitz. 1st girl is crying over current ex, 2nd is commisserating.
1st: I don't know why he doesn't love me any longer.
2nd: He's an ass. That's all there is to it. I've told you that ever since you met him.
1st: Yeah, but I love him.
2nd: Yeah, but what kind of guy breaks up with someone as beautiful as you for a couple of weeks because he "needs some space to think about us"?? Huh?? An ass, that's what kind.
1st: I know. And it's only been 3 weeks. He says he can't trust me.
2nd: WHAT?? YOU. You are the most trust worthy person I know.
1st: I KNOW. (Picture Monica from Friends here) So what if I slept with his best friend? I was LONELY. It's all HIS fault. Not mine. The other guy wasn't even someone he knows.
2nd: Yeah, and you've been faithful to him the whole 3 months you were together too. He's an ass. I keep telling you.
It didn't get any better from there.