Heard in my cab ...

2 girls heading home from Blitz. 1st girl is crying over current ex, 2nd is commisserating.

1st: I don't know why he doesn't love me any longer.

2nd: He's an ass. That's all there is to it. I've told you that ever since you met him.

1st: Yeah, but I love him.

2nd: Yeah, but what kind of guy breaks up with someone as beautiful as you for a couple of weeks because he "needs some space to think about us"?? Huh?? An ass, that's what kind.

1st: I know. And it's only been 3 weeks. He says he can't trust me.

2nd: WHAT?? YOU. You are the most trust worthy person I know.

1st: I KNOW. (Picture Monica from Friends here) So what if I slept with his best friend? I was LONELY. It's all HIS fault. Not mine. The other guy wasn't even someone he knows.

2nd: Yeah, and you've been faithful to him the whole 3 months you were together too. He's an ass. I keep telling you.

It didn't get any better from there.


Michelle said...

Hi. Just a friendly, huh? You might wanna re-read that.

P.S. I love your blog.

Michelle said...

I'm gonna plead cab driver ignorance on this one but I don't see what you're talking about. HELP!!

Heidi said...

LOL shes a ditz.

Anonymous said...

wow.... just wow. @.@

>.< I hate stoopid people...meh!...

Tragerstreit said...

I'm as honest as the day is long! Oh sure, there was that one time I robbed a bank, but I was BORED! And the bus full of nuns I pushed over a cliff, well, that was THEIR FAULT, they provoked me!

..wow. It's nice that her friend was so helpful and supportive, but what that woman probably needed most was, "Um. You CHEATED ON HIM. Of course he broke up with you, you skank."