3 girls and a guy get in my car, going to Ringlers from The Shanghai - very short run. Guy up front, girls in the back.
One of the girls pipes up and says that my car smells good.
Me: Thank you. It's a girl cab so of course it smells good.
Guy: A 'Girl Cab' hunh? What exactly does THAT mean?
Me: That not only does my car smell good, but there's a tampon dispenser in the glove box.
Girls laughed. Guy - surprisingly - didn't.