Wandering about w/a couple from outta town late at night. We were getting close to the address they were looking for so I was driving slowly looking and not really paying attention to what they were saying. We had been yucking it up the whole way from the airport ...
She: Oh wow ... I can't believe people actually say that kind of stuff!
Me: Oh, you know, throw some alcohol in the mix and people will say anything.
She: So, how would you describe your job?
Me: looking ... Ummmm cross between a baby sitter and looking human trafficker.
That one's going on my business card. :)
And here's an old one that I find amusing that I'm gonna recycle for your amusement:
Young friendly couple in my cab looking through the want ads looking at the help wanted section.
He: What do you suppose that is?
She: I don't know. Hey driver, what do you think a "hay fluffer" is?
Me: Someone that blows the donkey for the animal porn. :)
PSA: I'm taking the "reactions" part of my comments off the blog. Sorry if that bothers anyone but I prefer to read comments/reactions rather than just see how many people clicked "funny" or whatever.