Stupid drunk girls. I get so irritated when a girl is so drunk she doesn't know where she is or what - or who - she is doing.
I get flagged in front of the Barrel Room downtown last night. 2 foreign guys and a very intoxicated American girl. Very. Head rolling, snorting, leaning to the side drunk. She's in the middle. They are going to one of the guys apartments, just across the bridge, 8 minutes away.
I hear a lot of stupid shit coming out of the back seat, but what I'm hearing most is "Wait a minute, WHO are you guys? Where's Chrissy? Are you friends of hers? Do I know you?" type of questions from her.
One guy is saying he has a g/f so he is just going along to make sure she is o.k. drinking more at the apartment.
We get to the apt and they are having a hard time getting her out of the cab, physically. She's just kinda ... sitting there. So I finally pipe up:
Me: Hey. Are you OK?
She: Um ... yeah. I think so.
Me: Are you sure you want to go with these guys?
Guy: Hey. She's all right. Come on let's go.
Me: Hush now. HEY. Are you SURE you want to go with these guys?
Other guy: You shut up! She is our friend, we will take care of her.
She: Um ... my friends. Do you know Chrissy?
Me: Dude, back away from the cab - RIGHT NOW so I can talk to your "friend". NOW. they both backed off Hey. Listen to me ... very carefully. Are you sure you want to go with these guys?
She: Ummmm. Sure. They're my friends. I think.
Me: It sounds to me like you just met these guys. If you want to go some place else, ANYWHERE I will take you right now. Can we call your friend Chrissy? I don't think you want to go home with these guys. Really.
She: sorta rolls her eyes at me Oh my God. You sound just like my mother. Mind your own fucking business. I'll go home with ... with ... you know. Do What I Want.
Me: Are you SURE?
She: trying to figure out how to get the door open Let me OUT of here! one of the guys opens the door and she stumbles out FUCK YOU MAN. You're just the cab driver ... don't JUDGE me.
One of the guys pays me and they help her in the door.
I can't save 'em all. I'll probably read about her on the internet some day. Stupid drunken ... pssht.