text msg conversation with a customer ...

fade in: I picked up these 2 young fellas from Tigard and took them to Sherwood, in the cab for about 15 minutes. They were pretty quiet so I was telling 'em some cab stories. Between the 2 of them they said - maybe - 30 words the whole ride. This was about 1am Friday night.


Little Boy: Hey

Me: Hey yourself.


LB: How is it going

Me: Do you realize who you are texting?

LB: Yeah

Me: Hunh. Looking for more cab stories?

LB: I want some story about you

Me: Little boy I am old enough to turn you over my knee and spank your narrow ass.

LB: Yeah would you like that

Me: You might want to stop this now.

LB: Yeah right lol

Me: Seriously. I'm old enough to be your mommy.

LB: How old i like them old

Me: Too old. Isn't it past your bedtime little boy?

LB: I'm not a kid 21 so what up

I picked up a customer so couldn't respond right away ...

LB: You dont want it then

Me: As appealing as you make IT sound, no. Thank you.

LB: What

LB: Ill make it worth it baby

Me: Hm. So now I'm Baby huh? Doll, this stuff doesn't work on me. Go find a cute young girl to play with.

LB: Why not you

Me: I think sublety isn't working. Thanks for the enticing offer, but no.

LB: Ok

I thought that would be the end of it but nooooOOOOOoooo ... next night, 12:35am

LB: Hey sexy

Me: Oh Lord. You couldn't find anyone else to play with?

LB: No i want to play with you

Me: C'mon now, why me?

LB: Cause i like old gales (sic) and i want you

Me: Trust me, you don't want me.

LB: So what do you think

Me: I think not.

LB: Ok peace i just wanted a peace of ass anyways

Me: I assumed. Good luck with that little boy.

It's been a whole week now, no new messages. I think I've been rejected. ;o)


LeSombre said...

Oh how I missed your stories. ;-)

LH said...

Oh, he'll be back once he comes to.

Iron Fist said...

You're back!!!!!

whall said...

You haven't been rejected. He's just playing hard to get. I've seen it a million times.