fade in: I picked up these 2 young fellas from Tigard and took them to Sherwood, in the cab for about 15 minutes. They were pretty quiet so I was telling 'em some cab stories. Between the 2 of them they said - maybe - 30 words the whole ride. This was about 1am Friday night.
2:51am
Little Boy: Hey
Me: Hey yourself.
3:53am
LB: How is it going
Me: Do you realize who you are texting?
LB: Yeah
Me: Hunh. Looking for more cab stories?
LB: I want some story about you
Me: Little boy I am old enough to turn you over my knee and spank your narrow ass.
LB: Yeah would you like that
Me: You might want to stop this now.
LB: Yeah right lol
Me: Seriously. I'm old enough to be your mommy.
LB: How old i like them old
Me: Too old. Isn't it past your bedtime little boy?
LB: I'm not a kid 21 so what up
I picked up a customer so couldn't respond right away ...
LB: You dont want it then
Me: As appealing as you make IT sound, no. Thank you.
LB: What
LB: Ill make it worth it baby
Me: Hm. So now I'm Baby huh? Doll, this stuff doesn't work on me. Go find a cute young girl to play with.
LB: Why not you
Me: I think sublety isn't working. Thanks for the enticing offer, but no.
LB: Ok
I thought that would be the end of it but nooooOOOOOoooo ... next night, 12:35am
LB: Hey sexy
Me: Oh Lord. You couldn't find anyone else to play with?
LB: No i want to play with you
Me: C'mon now, why me?
LB: Cause i like old gales (sic) and i want you
Me: Trust me, you don't want me.
LB: So what do you think
Me: I think not.
LB: Ok peace i just wanted a peace of ass anyways
Me: I assumed. Good luck with that little boy.
It's been a whole week now, no new messages. I think I've been rejected. ;o)
4 comments:
Oh how I missed your stories. ;-)
Oh, he'll be back once he comes to.
You're back!!!!!
You haven't been rejected. He's just playing hard to get. I've seen it a million times.
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