... male, Ethiopian, amusing and easily understood (!).
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He: Yeah. That's one of the reasons why I prefer American women to African.
Me: Hm. What is? Exactly.
He: African women talk to each other about men too much.
Me: You mean gossip? We all do that, it's a human thing, not just man/woman.
He: Yeah, but African women get more detailed. Once you sleep with one woman and she finds out you have a small dick then she tells every other woman in the country and you never have sex again.
Me: admirably suppressing my laughter Hunh. And you're thinking white women aren't like that? Maybe we just don't have as large a group of friends as the ladies in Africa.
He: Maybe. I don't think so.
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He: So are you EVER going to go out with me?
Me: Not now that I've found out you have a small dick, no.