... male, Ethiopian, amusing and easily understood (!).
blah blah blah ...
He: Yeah. That's one of the reasons why I prefer American women to African.
Me: Hm. What is? Exactly.
He: African women talk to each other about men too much.
Me: You mean gossip? We all do that, it's a human thing, not just man/woman.
He: Yeah, but African women get more detailed. Once you sleep with one woman and she finds out you have a small dick then she tells every other woman in the country and you never have sex again.
Me: admirably suppressing my laughter Hunh. And you're thinking white women aren't like that? Maybe we just don't have as large a group of friends as the ladies in Africa.
He: Maybe. I don't think so.
blah blah blah
He: So are you EVER going to go out with me?
Me: Not now that I've found out you have a small dick, no.
heh
6/13/09
text msg conversation with a customer ...
fade in: I picked up these 2 young fellas from Tigard and took them to Sherwood, in the cab for about 15 minutes. They were pretty quiet so I was telling 'em some cab stories. Between the 2 of them they said - maybe - 30 words the whole ride. This was about 1am Friday night.
2:51am
Little Boy: Hey
Me: Hey yourself.
3:53am
LB: How is it going
Me: Do you realize who you are texting?
LB: Yeah
Me: Hunh. Looking for more cab stories?
LB: I want some story about you
Me: Little boy I am old enough to turn you over my knee and spank your narrow ass.
LB: Yeah would you like that
Me: You might want to stop this now.
LB: Yeah right lol
Me: Seriously. I'm old enough to be your mommy.
LB: How old i like them old
Me: Too old. Isn't it past your bedtime little boy?
LB: I'm not a kid 21 so what up
I picked up a customer so couldn't respond right away ...
LB: You dont want it then
Me: As appealing as you make IT sound, no. Thank you.
LB: What
LB: Ill make it worth it baby
Me: Hm. So now I'm Baby huh? Doll, this stuff doesn't work on me. Go find a cute young girl to play with.
LB: Why not you
Me: I think sublety isn't working. Thanks for the enticing offer, but no.
LB: Ok
I thought that would be the end of it but nooooOOOOOoooo ... next night, 12:35am
LB: Hey sexy
Me: Oh Lord. You couldn't find anyone else to play with?
LB: No i want to play with you
Me: C'mon now, why me?
LB: Cause i like old gales (sic) and i want you
Me: Trust me, you don't want me.
LB: So what do you think
Me: I think not.
LB: Ok peace i just wanted a peace of ass anyways
Me: I assumed. Good luck with that little boy.
It's been a whole week now, no new messages. I think I've been rejected. ;o)
2:51am
Little Boy: Hey
Me: Hey yourself.
3:53am
LB: How is it going
Me: Do you realize who you are texting?
LB: Yeah
Me: Hunh. Looking for more cab stories?
LB: I want some story about you
Me: Little boy I am old enough to turn you over my knee and spank your narrow ass.
LB: Yeah would you like that
Me: You might want to stop this now.
LB: Yeah right lol
Me: Seriously. I'm old enough to be your mommy.
LB: How old i like them old
Me: Too old. Isn't it past your bedtime little boy?
LB: I'm not a kid 21 so what up
I picked up a customer so couldn't respond right away ...
LB: You dont want it then
Me: As appealing as you make IT sound, no. Thank you.
LB: What
LB: Ill make it worth it baby
Me: Hm. So now I'm Baby huh? Doll, this stuff doesn't work on me. Go find a cute young girl to play with.
LB: Why not you
Me: I think sublety isn't working. Thanks for the enticing offer, but no.
LB: Ok
I thought that would be the end of it but nooooOOOOOoooo ... next night, 12:35am
LB: Hey sexy
Me: Oh Lord. You couldn't find anyone else to play with?
LB: No i want to play with you
Me: C'mon now, why me?
LB: Cause i like old gales (sic) and i want you
Me: Trust me, you don't want me.
LB: So what do you think
Me: I think not.
LB: Ok peace i just wanted a peace of ass anyways
Me: I assumed. Good luck with that little boy.
It's been a whole week now, no new messages. I think I've been rejected. ;o)
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