The ongoing saga of one woman trying to be the lone beacon of reason in the sea of ridiculousness that flows through her taxi.
12/17/07
Dear Santa:
Please give me a Olde English Bulldog puppy so I can buy it one of these to eat. 'Cuz I was walking through the grocery store t'other day and it scared me. Ugly little effer.
We picked up a stray boxer recently in San Antonio. With SIL/BIL, searched everywhere for owner, took to vet, etc. Now we've "placed" the boxer with a friend who also has a small terrier. Not exactly a bulldog but I'm sure both would tear through that elf like it was yesterday's butter.
We had an English Bulldog growing up. My brother named him Guido, after Father Guida Sarduchi on SNL. He was the most amazing dog. I miss him terribly. But they cost way too much to buy one now.
7 comments:
i really, really, really want a bulldog!
Bulldogs are adorable!! I had a dream that I had one and gave him a really funny name, but now I forget what it was. :(
Bulldogs are great. But that lil elf is kinda cute too.
We picked up a stray boxer recently in San Antonio. With SIL/BIL, searched everywhere for owner, took to vet, etc. Now we've "placed" the boxer with a friend who also has a small terrier. Not exactly a bulldog but I'm sure both would tear through that elf like it was yesterday's butter.
Bwahahaha! Thanks for the laugh during my finals week!
We had an English Bulldog growing up. My brother named him Guido, after Father Guida Sarduchi on SNL. He was the most amazing dog. I miss him terribly. But they cost way too much to buy one now.
Merry Christmas! Hope Santa was paying attention.
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