Sent to pick up a lady at 4 this morning in this nasty area of town, in a nasty apartment complex that if I wasn't forced to go to I wouldn't. She lives off in the corner, upstairs with no lights and it's very, very scary-quiet.
I walk by her next door neighbor's apt, the window is open but no lights on inside and I hear a girl say:
I swear to God if you make me get on my knees and lick that shit up One. More. Time. I am going to kick your ass, I don't care HOW much money you have!!
I was just a little intrigued. heh