I would like you all to tell me, by responding in the comments of this post, what instrument you would like the good Lord to make you as an "instrument of his peace", why this instrument suits you, and how being this "instrument of peace" can help our world.
Now for the contest part:
I will leave this post up until Friday the 27th for comments. The comment that I find most amusing will be the winner!! Of what is yet to be determined, but it will be something cool - at least that I consider cool (HEY! It's MY contest dammit!). And it will be made by me. Drawn. Sculpted. Or any other form of hand made I choose.
C'mon now everyone ... it COULD be fun. Maybe. If you all play along. :o)
Now for my answer: I think the good lord should make me into a set of bagpipes because:
a) I'm sort of saggy like bagpipes.
b) When I wake up my hair is sorta all over the place like said pipes.
c) If you squeeze me the wrong way I make some really weird noises (and sometimes even if you squeeze me the right way)
d) I tend to "perk up" if you blow on (or into) me.
e) I think Castro would've given over sooner if they would have played the 'pipes instead of the Spice Girls. Althoooo, maybe not.
I think I could help this world by being bagpipes because we can always use a few more Scottish folk here. World dominion could be had at the feet of bagpipes. Or - at the very least - a good funeral dirge.